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Thursday, July 3, 2008Stretch Those DollarsEveryone around here is talking about finding ways to save money. Between the rising price of gas and the bad-to-worse economic news, I guess it isn't surprising. We figured if we're trying to save money, you are too, so we decided to give you a great deal on our exclusive T-shirt designs. They're created by our team, so they're unique and fun, plus they're cool and comfortable for summer. And the more you buy the more you save. Choose any T-shirt on this page and get one for $14.98, or two for $12.98 each, or three for $9.98 each. Here are a few of the bestsellers and some of my favorites to get you started: This "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong" t-shirt is one of our top sellers. And this "I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right" shirt isn't far behind. The way these shirts are selling, it sort of gives you the feeling there are a lot of know-it-alls out there. Sarcasm never goes out of style. Not for me anyway. This bright green "Let me just drop everything and work on your problem" shirt is one of my favorites and also at the top of the best sellers list. I had to have it. I also had to have the one that says: "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." And when our team came up with this "It's on my list of things to do (just after 'see hell freeze over')" shirt, I knew I would be one of the first to own one. My sister, who has never properly appreciated my sense of humor, just rolled her eyes at me when I bought all three. I told her she's gonna break those eyeballs one of these days if she doesn't stop doing that. Aging is a funny and popular subject, too. I had to buy this "If things get better with age then I'm approaching PERFECT!" shirt for my dad because he's always comparing his age to wine and cheese—the Things in life that improve with time. If we have to age—and let's face it, we do—we might as well have fun with it. As I get (a little) older, I find myself doing things like going into a room and then forgetting why I went there. That's why I like this one: "I do everything I set my mind to...now where did I set my mind?" Then there are shirts that poke fun at our less-than-perfect bodies, for example: "It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for my sex machine" and the "I'm on the ABE Diet" T-shirts. Hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, you shouldn't make fun of other people, right? At less than thirty bucks for three T-shirts, you can make fun of yourself and your friends and loved ones without breaking the bank. Just think: with all the money you save, you can buy yourself a bus pass! Until next week, Bobby |
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