Friday, November 21, 2008

Deck The Halls With Christmas Things

Looking for the best selection of unusual, edgy and one-of-a-kind Christmas novelty items?  You’ve come to the right place.  Some of our Things are so unique you won’t be able to find them anywhere else! 

Set the mood right away by placing the Pull My Finger Santa by the front door, on the coffee table, even at your desk.  I love this guy.  Anyone who comes into my office is required to pull his finger before they can talk business.  It automatically puts everyone in a good rooting-tooting mood.  Expense reports? What **Ho Ho Ho Ppooottt** expense reports? 

Spruce your Christmas tree up the right way with edgy ornaments like the South Park™ boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny.  You’ll cause double-takes if you hang the Doggy Doo ornaments!  

Stash these Things around the house in unexpected places:  Santa’s Outhouse would be perfect near your royal throne as he hoots, toots and spouts off 8 naughty phrases from inside his potty shack.    Not to be outdone, the Mooning Santa puts on a good face…until someone walks by.  Then he’ll spin around, drop his drawers and mouth off with a witty one-liner.   Just the thing to have handy when relatives drop by for a visit.

Other fun and interesting holiday items include The Talking Mother-in-Law Nutcracker, Redneck Christmas CD, the Christmas 2008 Coins To Remember, and if you’re feeling especially daring, our Naughty Knot!

Let me tell you, I walk through our warehouse many times throughout the day and I see these Things flying off the shelves.  Be sure to order now for the best selection!  Click here to browse our Christmas novelty items.

See you next week,

Bobby

Posted by Bobby at 9:09 AM