Friday, January 23, 2009

Get Lucky With Money “Things”

Lady Luck is a fickle creature.  One minute you’re on top of the world, flashing the Benjamins, and the next, you’re “feasting” on ramon noodles night after night.   If you feel like upping the odds that one day you’ll be living the lux lifestyle, here are a few items that just might turn the tables in your favor. 

  Talking Lucky Lottery Number Picker.  With a push of a button, he’ll announce your lucky numbers for 5 of the most popular lottery games (like Powerball or Mega Millions).  Think about it. The lotteries are all pretty much computerized randomness anyway, right? Why not let another random computer chip call the shots for you?  At some point, it seems likely that the randomness will coincide...and that could pay-off big for you!  Or, you can keep relying on fortune cookie lucky numbers (or whatever method you’ve been using) that hasn’t exactly made you a millionaire winner yet.  

For the right-brain statisticians who prefer a more rational approach to luck, you should take a look at “The Science Of Winning At Slots.”   Whether or not luck is random becomes debatable, as this book tells you how to discover what 3-wheeled slot machine is ready to make you a “lucky” winner.  The manual backs up its method with provable winnings of well over $500k that includes copies of winner’s actual IRS tax forms.

But say you want to feel like a million bucks RIGHT NOW and you just can’t wait until that lucky day you win the lottery.  Just carry a couple million dollar bills in your wallet.  Sure, you can’t actually use them, but it’s sure nice to look at them and dream.  See You Next Week,

Bobby

Posted by Bobby at 2:51 PM