Friday, January 9, 2009

New Years Resolutions – How To Get Fit Things

So how many of us have made the same resolution to get in shape this year? This year will be THE year, I just know it.  I’m psyched up and filled with a lot of “get up and go” attitude.  Which I will.  There’s just this show I wanted to watch on TV first...

Actually, I’ve found the just Thing to help muscle-ize my middle section while I sit on the couch watching movie marathons.  It’s this Ab Belt that uses electrical stimulation to make your ab muscles contract and get stronger.  It’s not a new idea -- physical therapists and professional athletes have been using this technique for years.  I think it’s super easy to use. Just dab on some contact cream (included), select a “workout” mode, then settle in as you watch your favorite shows.  You will feel your muscles reacting to the stimulation (way cool!) and the intensity is totally adjustable to meet your comfort level. 

Tingling muscles aside, eventually I’ll need to do SOMETHING that involves breaking a sweat to help burn off the extra pounds.  That’s where I turn to Things like the PushUp Pro™ that maximizes every struggling effort I make and DVDs like Beyond Crunches to keep me motivated (“Iron-clad obliques?” Sounds sweet to me). 

For those of you who prefer workouts of the fast and furious kind, try the 10-minute routines that are illustrated in the Massive Arms and Chest Builder books. Follow the instructions faithfully and you can end up having “bulging biceps, tremendous triceps & ferocious forearms” among other amazing descriptives.  Then you can wear a T-shirt like our Gun Show tee without being a lesson in irony.

See you next week,

Bobby

Posted by Bobby at 2:28 PM