Friday, November 6, 2009
Is It Christmas Yet?
I'm as bad as my nieces and nephews when it comes to waiting for Christmas. Once Halloween is over, I start getting impatient for Santa's arrival. So, this week I thought I'd show you some funny Christmas Things that will help you get a jump-start on the holiday season.
Of course, being me, I have to start with my favorite holiday poopie Things. Our Yule Doo ornament is a best seller every year. 
The little faux doggy doo ornament comes tied up with a holiday ribbon and glitters with a sprinkling of "snow." Very festive, don't you think? Plus, I get a kick out of imagining the hundreds of Christmas trees across the country with little piles of doo hanging next to family heirloom ornaments. And for more fun with poo, try our Santa and Reindeer Poopers. Just press down on their heads, and Santa and his reindeer will "poop" some holiday candies for you.
Animated Christmas toys are always fun, especially when they come from Things. You never knew Mrs. Claus was so sexy--until now! 
Our animated doll is dressed to kill in a red evening gown. Push her button and she launches into a steamy version of "Santa Baby." Listen to the sound clip. If she wasn't so racy, I could show you a picture of what Mrs. Claus has going on around back--suffice it to say, Oooo-la-la! No wonder Santa only wants to work one night a year! The Crazy Chicken might not be as bawdy as Mrs. Claus, but she's just as much fun. Sure she sings Jingle Bells in a voice only a mother hen could love, but this little diva will leave them clucking for more with her wing-flapping, head bobbing, swiveling action. Watch the video to see and hear for yourself.
What do you do when Santa has been a bad boy? Our motion activated Santa looks perfectly friendly and merry decorating a holiday table. 
As your guests walk by, he even gives them a jolly greeting. But he's not the Santa they might expect! Watch their surprise when Santa suddenly turns and drops his trousers to show them a "cheeky smile." And our Flashing Santa reveals Santa's little secret. You just press his hand and he shimmies seductively as he opens his robe and flashes you. But wait! What's that he's wearing? Women's underwear! Check out the hilarious video. I think I'll put these two bad, bad boys together to see which one shocks people the most.
And for a perfect Redneck Christmas, we have just the Things you need. Cut the sleeves out of your plaid shirt, put one of your cars up on blocks, and start a tailgate party in your own front yard. Git 'er done with some of the best redneck ho
liday songs you'll ever hear sung by artists like Buck Owens and Charlie Daniels. The CD has fourteen merry tracks including "X-mas In Jail," "Leroy And The Redneck Reindeer," and the enduring redneck classic, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Or choose one of our Redneck Christmas Books that will change your view of the holiday forever. Santa in red & green camo with flying possums? An Elvis impersonator as the ghost of Christmas past? Singer Travis Tritt narrates the stories on an audio CD while you follow along with the books. With sound effects and music, these re-tellings of favorite Christmas stories are a riot, which is why they are some of my favorite Things for the holidays.We have some useful Things to help celebrate the season, too. I'll tell you more about that next week.
Until then,
Bobby
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