Here is a collection of 1001 stupid utterances (unintentional and otherwise) from the worlds of politics, sports, radio, television, show business, newspapers and literature. Read gems like "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (Brooke Shields) and "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." (Mayor Marion Barry).
A thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips (like "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home"), and jokes (Two peanuts walked through a tough section of town, and one was assaulted) all packed into one book. There's something from everyone, from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits.
Note: Adult humor; not meant for children.
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Freaky Facts & Strange Stories!
Did you know duck dander is a hallucinogenic? Or that more than 700 million people worldwide host a blood-sucking hookworm? Book of the Bizarre is teeming with the strange, shocking and downright fantastic facts... freaky enough for even the hardest trivia nut.
Beyond Bizarre is ripe with nightmarish stories of the gruesome kind--from vampire squids, unusual museums to virgin shark births and psychic predictions--there are tons of new stranger-than-fiction stories.
Are you prepped? Readiness is the key to riding out the aftermath of any crisis.
This guide has over 100 diagrams, illustrations, helpful maps, and detailed information on storing food, securing a house, packing bug-out bags, wilderness survival skills, even info on performing minor surgeries!
One Of MAD Magazine's Greatest Artists!
A brilliant showcase of Dave's greatest works from MAD Magazine, most notably his "Lighter Side of..." cartoons. His material is presented chronologically and interspersed with rough sketches, a rare 1970 interview, a "growing up with Dave Berg" essay by his daughter, and more.
It's the story of the creation, and adaptation, of the most important document in U.S. history. After all, the Constitution is the supreme law of our country.
Fascinating resource contains removable facsimiles of rare documents of historic importance, such as the Articles of Confederation, The Federalist Papers, George Washington's inaugural address and more.
Turn Up The Heat!
Perfect for anyone who believes there's no such thing as "too spicy"! More than 50 recipes--ranging from Nuclear Wings to Carolina Sloppy Joes to Spicy Bloody Marys or Pickapeppa Pot Roast--will leave your taste buds wondering how much more they can take.
Plus recipes for homemade pepper sauces and salsas (including takes on classic brands like Frank's RedHot, Texas Pete, and Crystal) with step-by-step instructions for fermenting your own pepper mash.
With 30 Removable Facsimile Documents!
Ever wondered if there's actually any gold in Fort Knox? Adapted from Brad Meltzer's hit series Decoded on the HISTORY® network, this book explores the world's top 10 most fascinating, unexplained conspiracies.
Why was Hitler so intent on capturing the Roman "Spear of Destiny?" Where did all the Confederacy's gold go? What is the government hiding in Area 51?
Plus, every chapter has removable facsimile documents (like the lost Da Vinci self-portrait or DB Cooper's police sketch), so you can examine the evidence yourself.
Funny and absolutely filthy!
There are nearly 3,000 uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes that cover every topic imaginable. Definitely NOT for the easily offended.
Adult content; not meant for children.
Where brilliant meets ridiculous!
Here are over 160 "so-crazy-it-might-actually-work" fictional inventions, like the coin return couch, flip-up car sign (never lose your car in a parking lot again), and the vent pants (sends your gas emissions far away) that will leave you laughing, and have others peeking over your shoulder!
Master The Art Of Invisibility!
One of the most closely guarded occult secrets is the art of invisibility. Is it really possible to achieve this seemingly impossible feat? This manuscript, a rare classic that is now back in print, draws on alchemy, Rosicrucianism, medieval magic, hypnotism, physics and yogic techniques, for a thorough presentation on the topic.
With this information, can you become the next "Invisible Man?"
Full-color photographs of the front and back of all 88 original 1976 trading cards from Topps--with captions and episode synopses!
Additional informative text PLUS photos of 22 hard-to-find stickers. Also includes a bonus pack of 4 actual trading cards.Click here to see our entire Star Trek™ collection!
Every Man Should Know These...
Dirty Jokes is full of hilariously raunchy jokes, like the one about the factory work who made love with a pickle slicer, or the one about the flea, the flight attendant and the airplane restroom? Lots of jokes, too dirty to tell here!
Insults contains hard-hitting comebacks, backhanded compliments, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more.
Adult humor and language; not meant for children.