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Musical Potty Piano Bath Mat
Electronic vinyl keyboard fits around the commode so you can tap out a tune with your toes while you tinkle!

Mini music book guides you through such hits as "Tinkle Tinkle Little Star" and "Old MacDonald Had To Fart"--or, compose your own "master-pees!"
Happy Hour LED Sign
Was: $32.98
Now: $24.97
Make any hour a time to raise your glass and say "Cheers!"

Happy Hour lights up in red with flashing yellow lights along the bottom to help set the mood. Looks great lit AND unlit!
Life Is All About Ass Tee
$15.98 - $17.98
Don't assume everybody knows what life is all about. Rest assured, this T-shirt easily asserts the truth as most of us know it!
Bucket List Tee
$16.98 - $18.98
Create a list of things to do before you die?

Pshh... f**k that! You already have enough to do, along with a lengthy list of things you couldn't give a rat's hind end about. T-shirt tells it like it is in plain English.
Eye Wristwatch
Was: $44.98
Now: $19.37
Got your eye on the time? Well, this watch has its eye on you!

Time may pass in the blink of an eye for some, but not for you, because this eye will never blink! The iris revolves, hypnotically ticking away the seconds.
Big Hairy Feet Slippers
Look like you just stepped out of the Shire when you slip on these hairy feet. Either that or you have a long-lost cousin in Big Foot.

Vinyl toe toppers with wispy "hair" slippers have a foam sole.