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Carmen Electra Tee
$19.98 - $21.98
Our favorite Baywatch brunette (besides The Hoff, of course, because duh...) strikes a provocative pose in her signature scarlet suit, taking our collective breath away while we cross our fingers for some mouth-to-mouth.
Biker Tattoo Tee
$34.98 - $36.98
Tattooed Biker T-shirt features double-layered short & long sleeves, with front & back images to give the illusion of an inked-up badass clad in a leather vest.

Unique sublimated dye process renders realistic images that stay vivid wash after wash. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are common in this one-of-a-kind print process.

Additional attire and accessories shown not included.
Sexy Man Handling Tee
$29.98 - $31.98
Sexy Man T-shirt features front image of a muscular, neck-tie wearing man being properly "handled" by a lady friend. Reverse shows a bared back covered in suggestive scratch marks and lipstick prints.

Unique sublimated dye process renders realistic images that stay vivid wash after wash. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are common in this one-of-a-kind print process.
Shit Happens So Get Over It And The Meaning Of Shit Book Set
$16.90
Clever and insightful 2-book set delivers straightforward doomsday wisdom and hilariously altered quotes.

Perfect for those who are keenly aware of how quickly our lives are going to sh*t!

When you find yourself on the highway to Hades, find useful advice like "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink" in Sh*t Happens, or fun observations from folks like Erwin Schrödinger "This simultaneously is and is not shit," (which, we're sure is what he actually meant to say in the first place) in The Meaning Of Sh*t.
My Pen Is Huge Costume
$29.98
You can say "junk" jokes aren't funny, but that would be a phall-acy! (See what we did there?) Make some well-timed wisecracks about pocket protection with My Pen Is Huge!

Includes hooded sash. Additional attire and accessories shown not included.

Note: Adult humor, not for children.
Chill The F*ck Out Coloring Book
$9.99
Coloring has become the new adult pastime. Unwind, relax, and chill out with this hysterical take on adult coloring books.

Mixed in with 32 beautiful drawings of animals, landscapes, and abstracts are quips like "Namaste, Bitches," and "I have no f*cks to give.

Pages are printed on one side so colors don't bleed through, and they're perforated for easy tear-out in case you want to proudly display your art on the fridge.
Tactical Girls 2017 Playing Cards
$11.99
Reloaded for 2017 with 12 new images, these playing cards featuring exotic weaponry and beautiful women are sure to be a hit at your next poker night.

Standard-size poker deck; 52 cards.
Auto Mechanics Mate Sign
$24.98
Sign features under-the-hood humor and buxom brunette pinup gal on heavy-gauge steel with intentionally distressed accents for a retro feel.
Hot Dog Vendor Costume
$34.98
You can say "junk" jokes aren't funny, but that would be a phall-acy! (See what we did there?) Make some well-timed wisecracks about delicious foot-longs with Hot Dog Vendor at your next costume party!

Includes apron and surprise wiener prop. Additional attire and accessories shown not included.

Note: Adult humor, not for children.
Genie In The Lamp Costume
$44.98
You can say "junk" jokes aren't funny, but that would be a phall-acy! (See what we did there?) Make some well-timed wisecracks about rubbing one out with Genie In The Lamp!

Includes cap, vest, and lamp prop. Additional attire and accessories shown not included.

Note: Adult humor, not for children.
Tactical Girls 2017 Wall Calendar
$16.95
Fill that empty space on your man cave, garage, barracks or tent wall with 13 months of girls and guns!

Beautiful women pose with some of the world's most exotic weaponry in realistic tactical settings.

You'll find sexy stunners cradling assault rifles, machine guns, pistols, and sniper rifles alongside specifications and trivia from military, law enforcement, and firearms history.

Click here to see our entire Calendar collection!
No Trespassing Metal Sign
$19.98
Our no-nonsense sign is so much more effective than those "No Soliciting" window decals that makeup peddlers and vacuum salesman are so fond of ignoring!

Tin sign features embossed details and simulated bullet holes to drive your point home.
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