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Hundred Dollar Toilet Paper Set
$8.98 - $9.98
When you can't splurge on a golden toilet, gracing the ole glutes with $100 bills is the next best thing!

Set of 2 rolls of novelty toilet tissue makes every trip to the throne a rich one.
Toilet Time Golf Game
$16.98
Why just sit there on the throne when you can be working on your putting skills?

Novelty golf game includes mini golf putter, 2 golf balls, flagged hole, felt "putting green," and a sign to hang on the door to alert others of a game in progress.
Christmas Joke Toilet Paper
$8.98 - $9.98
Add a holly-jolly chuckle to your tinkle with the gift that gives all season long--or at least until the end of the roll!

Festive TP features Christmas-themed jokes on every sheet.
Magic Poo
$5.98 - $6.98
Dookie-colored putty is great for pulling pranks, relieving stress, or making sculptures of your freeloading roommate.

Versatile turd takes any shape, melts, stretches, bounces, and even shatters!
Donald Trump Out Of Office 2018 Countdown Calendar
$13.99 - $14.99
Humorous 12-month calendar counts down--one month at a time--until the President's first term in office ends January 20, 2021.

Outrageous quotes, hilarious pictures, with some Steve Bannon and Breitbart headlines tossed in for good measure. (All in fun, of course; we respect the office of the President.)

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Politician Dammit Doll
$15.98
Whether you're blue or you're red, slam this doll and leave nothing unsaid!

Stylized to resemble a well-known politician, and sturdily crafted to hold up to repeated whackings. Verse sewn on front tells you just what to do.
Mr. Lovin' Corkscrew Bottle Opener
$12.98
Sometimes, you need a little muscle to uncork your merlot.

Super-suave '70s-era stud decked in cheetah-print briefs and old-school sneaks boasts a fold-out cork-screw "appendage" for poppin' corks like a boss.
Animated Gremlins Dancing Gizmo Plush
$33.98
Over twenty years ago, the movie Gremlins hit the big screen, and has since become a classic!

Our Dancing Gizmo plush moves to the song he sings in the movie. Features lifelike fur, hand painted vinyl ears, face, feet and hands.
Female And Male Dashboard Bull Riders
$9.98
Yee-haw!

They spin as you drive! Mounts instantly to any car or truck dashboard; removes without damage.
Giant Playing Cards
$16.98
Giant deck puts your card game skills to the test!

Great fun indoors or outdoors. Play games, perform tricks, build towers... anything a small deck can do, this jumbo deck can do, too!

Standard deck of 54 cards.
Electronic Sound Bites 2.0
$8.97
Professional and novice pranksters unite!

This palm-sized sound machine contains 20 realistic sound effects including burping, farting, explosions, screeching cats, and 16 more to startle and amuse!

Fun for gatherings at home (or, if you're like us, for livening things up at work)!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Donald Trump Tiny Hands Mug
$14.98
No fake news or alternative facts here!

Hilarious gag mug with "teeny-weenie" handle was custom made for the POTUS. (All in good humor, of course--we respect the office of the President.)

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