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Politician Dammit Doll
$15.98
Whether you're blue or you're red, slam this doll and leave nothing unsaid!

Stylized to resemble a well-known politician, and sturdily crafted to hold up to repeated whackings. Verse sewn on front tells you just what to do.
Mr. Lovin' Corkscrew Bottle Opener
$12.98
Sometimes, you need a little muscle to uncork your merlot.

Super-suave '70s-era stud decked in cheetah-print briefs and old-school sneaks boasts a fold-out cork-screw "appendage" for poppin' corks like a boss.
Animated Gremlins Dancing Gizmo Plush
$33.98
Over twenty years ago, the movie Gremlins hit the big screen, and has since become a classic!

Our Dancing Gizmo plush moves to the song he sings in the movie. Features lifelike fur, hand painted vinyl ears, face, feet and hands.
Female And Male Dashboard Bull Riders
$9.98
Yee-haw!

They spin as you drive! Mounts instantly to any car or truck dashboard; removes without damage.
Giant Playing Cards
$16.98
Giant deck puts your card game skills to the test!

Great fun indoors or outdoors. Play games, perform tricks, build towers... anything a small deck can do, this jumbo deck can do, too!

Standard deck of 54 cards.
Electronic Sound Bites 2.0
$8.97
Professional and novice pranksters unite!

This palm-sized sound machine contains 20 realistic sound effects including burping, farting, explosions, screeching cats, and 16 more to startle and amuse!

Fun for gatherings at home (or, if you're like us, for livening things up at work)!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Donald Trump Tiny Hands Mug
$14.98
No fake news or alternative facts here!

Hilarious gag mug with "teeny-weenie" handle was custom made for the POTUS. (All in good humor, of course--we respect the office of the President.)

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Donald Trump Countdown Timer
$13.98
Track the absolute final day, right down to the last minute, until the current administration leaves office.

Reusable because the timer can be re-programmed or it can be used as a desk clock.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Instant Donald Trump Button
$12.98
Press the button to hear a Trump sound-alike spout of 6 hilarious political mis-quotes. Just for fun, of course--we respect the office of The President.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
All Seeing Eye
$7.98 - $9.98
Your very own fortune teller!

Want answers? Need advice? Ask it anything, then turn it over to reveal the answer, such as "Focus & Ask Again," "You Can Count On It," and "The Stars Say No."

For entertainment purposes only.
Golf Club Plunger
$34.98
Teed off by a stopped-up toilet? Get it flushing up to par once again with this novelty plunger that really works!

Rubber base with shaft and "#2 driver" head, for amateurs and pros alike!
Condiment Dispenser Gun
$16.98
Take aim against boring meals!

Load the cartridge with your favorite condiment, load into the barrel, and fire away with ketchup for your fries, or mustard for your hot dog!

Set includes one dispenser gun and 2 refillable 4 oz. cartridges (condiments not included).

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
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