Our grey tee reads: "BREAKING NEWS The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get The Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Qiutchur Fussin'." 100% cotton. Imported.