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Prank Gift Boxes
$6.98
Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Oh boy! Just what I always... wanted? A Blankeez for the whole family? Toe Tunes slipper speakers? What the heck?

These extremely-detailed and highly-realistic product boxes will leave your victim speechless while you're busting a gut on the floor. Just slip the "real" gift inside one of these prank boxes, wrap like usual, and put underneath the tree. Hilarity will shortly ensue!

Each (empty) box is about the size of a giant phone book. You supply the actual "gift", of course.
Rudy Redneck Reindeer Tee
$1.25 - $19.98
His red nose will only lead you deeper into the trailer park!

And don't call him names, 'cause he's ready to open a can of whoop-ass.
A Christmas Story™ Glitter Leg Lamp
Was: $60.00
Now: $49.97
This "indescribably beautiful" lamp commemorates 30 years of the beloved holiday comedy!

The Old Man's pride and joy has never looked better, filled with glittering golden liquid that slowly circulates, bringing the "soft glow of electric sex" into your home!

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A Christmas Story™ Film Cells
$89.98
The fun-filled holiday classic is now 30 years old!

Framed artwork combines a collage of images featuring the Old Man's major award, plus 11 clips of real 35mm film from the movie. All elements are double-matted and placed within a black wood frame, along with a numbered, foiled Certificate of Authenticity. This handsome commemorative looks great in any room!

Film clips will vary from piece to piece, because they are hand-cut from actual reels of film.

A Christmas Story, ™ and ©Turner Entertainment Co. (s13)

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Yodelling Pickle Ornament
$13.98
German tradition holds that the first person to find the hidden pickle hung in the Christmas tree will have good luck all year.

This pickle has a motion detector that, when turned on, sets off a yodelling alarm when it senses motion within 3 feet. Great for holiday laughs!
Christmas Surprise Package $50 Value
$19.98
A $50.00 value, this Christmas Surprise Package features toys, books, novelties, gadgets, videos, funmakers, bargains, and MORE!

Each Surprise Package is valued at 2 or more times the price you pay. Each item is brand new, first quality.

Sorry, we cannot honor requests for specific types of merchandise, sizes, or partial returns.

Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A Christmas Story™ 20-inch Leg Lamp
Was: $50.00
Now: $39.98
Sure to become an instant conversation piece AND "the gift" of the year, our lamp is an actual working 1/2-scale replica inspired by the hit movie A Christmas Story!

Every detail is the same--right down to the fishnet-clad leg and 10" fringed lampshade!

A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements are ™and © Turner Entertainment Co.

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