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Skeleton Sublimated Hoodie
$39.98
Ultra soft and super scary, our skeleton hoodie with all-over design will keep you warm and freak them out!

Non-bulky, zip-front sweatshirt layers easily under leather or denim jacket, and features stretch cuffs and white interior.

Unique sublimated dye process renders realistic images that stay vivid wash after wash. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are common in this one-of-a-kind print process.
Creepy Grave Statue
$39.98
Reaper of souls or ferrier of the damned? Either way, this creeper isn't climbing out of the earth to spread cheer and goodwill!

Place this hand painted macabre figure in your yard to complete a haunted graveyard scene, or even a dark firepit or fireplace (unlit) to add some extra sinister to your décor.
Deranged Jester Mask
$29.98
Jesters are supposed to be funny, and this freak is decidedly not.

With eerily disturbing makeup, maniacal expression, and gravely decrepit jester cap, this guy is more hell raiser than harlequin. Mask has eye and nostril cutouts for comfortable wear.
Skeleton Spider
$29.98
Ever wondered what a spider's skeleton would look like if it had one inside its body? Ever wanna sleep again? Good luck.

This bendable former web slinger makes us want to reach for a giant can of bug spray and cry for Mama.
Female Flasher Coat Costume
Was: $54.98
Now: $39.97
Give your costume-party guests a racy surprise with this ensemble!

Looks like an ordinary black trench coat, but underneath is a nearly nekkid hot body ready to thrill your victims. Go as the frilly bra-and-pantie-clad female. All you need is your jeans to "pull off" this sexy illusion.

Trench coat with attached hot body panel. Hat and shades not included.
Super Soft DOA Mask
$64.98
So eerily natural looking, others will feel compelled to start CPR!

Super-soft hand-painted pull-over mask covers head and neck, and turns any wearer into the grim reaper's latest mark. Lightweight and comfortable for all-night house haunting or all-day nursing-home shenanigans at the office.

WARNING: Masks are not recommended for children.
Nerd Glasses And Braces Kit
$11.98
Go from zero... to a Zero in seconds!

Kit comes with black-framed faux glasses, complete with taped bridge, and false teeth with braces that fit right over your own grill for a natural, orthodontically "enhanced" look.

Includes adhesive beads and instructions for a custom fit. Do not use over braces or caps.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable.
Miss Male Universe Costume
$19.98 - $59.98
Here HE comes, Miss Universe?

WHAT? Complete with a gigantic bosom, "outie" belly button, and skin-toned body suit with satiny printed sash, and faux jeweled crown! This hilarious costume with sewn-on bikini fits most up to 200 lbs.

Blonde wig sold separately.
Star Shower - As Seen On TV
$39.98
Illuminate your home and yard with thousands of colorful stars in a matter of seconds!

No need to spend hours untangling and hanging string lights for holidays and parties. With our laser light, it's just one light and one plug for endless glittering stars--inside OR out!

Covers over 3,000 square feet and projects from over 100 yards away, so you can easily light up your house and landscape. Or bring the stars inside to light up birthday parties or even jazz up the kids' room!

Push-button operation to select from one of 2 color combinations (green, or red and green). Weatherproof unit includes sturdy, easy-mount lawn stake. Base for inside use must be ordered directly from vendor.

Click here to see our entire As Seen On TV collection!
Blue LED Suspenders
$12.98
Turn heads at any party with these neon light-up suspenders!

Go from boring to boss when you activate the blue LEDs in these bad boys at the push of a button. With 3 light modes (flash, blink, and steady) you're sure to attract attention at weddings, concerts, work functions, and more!
Booty And Boob Inspector Badges Set
$12.98
You're now an honorary member of the Departments of Titillations and Just-Tush!

These badges gives you the authority to put out an APB on a hot A-S-S and declare a 10-4 on a Double-D sighting! Perfect for bachelor or bachelorette parties, pub crawls, or random party crashing. Wear your official badges with pride, but remember to dole out "justice" responsibly.

Set of 2 metal badges have fastening pins on back.
Glow In The Dark Skull
Was: $34.98
Now: $24.67
To glow, or not to glow? That is the question.

This little cranium will be all too happy to keep important papers (like Chinese takeout menus) from flying off your desk, or just to perch on any flat surface in desperate need of some extra creep factor.

Turn the lights off, and skull emits an eerie, radioactive glow. Needs to be exposed to sunlight before it will have a luminous effect.
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