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Stand Kneel Flag Cross Tee And Hoodie
$19.98 - $44.98
Inspiring design is printed on the back of a black hooded sweatshirt and T-shirt, with small logo on left chest.

Save 10% when you buy any 2 or more!
MAD Dumps On Trump Book
And Other Unlikeable Leaders!

Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and absolute political idiocy gets mocked by MAD at least 9 times out of 10!

Special-edition collection is written and illustrated by the Usual Gang Of Idiots, and also includes side-splitting spoofs aimed at Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro, and so many more!

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Donald Trump And Kim Jong-un Defcon Mania Troll Set
It's gonna be the most epic showdown ever!

Set of 2 troll figures pits "Tweety Boy" Trump against "Little Kim" Rocketman, each donned in their own patriotic wrestling gear and sporting HUGE hair for the match of the millennium.

Makes a fun gag gift or addition to collectibles!

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General George S. Patton Sign
Vintage look sign is crafted with images of General George S. Patton and his famous wartime quote to warn those who have other ideas.

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Patriotic Pitbull Tee
$19.98 - $21.98
Sit! Stay! Salute!

Black tee features big and bold graphic depicting an armed All-American dogg-o wearing a patriotic bandana and black leather jacket with "Murica" below his lapel.
The Mountain Flag Bearing Eagle Tee
$19.98 - $23.98
A mighty bald eagle soars through a mountainous landscape, clutching Old Glory in his talons in a stirring display of freedom and American pride.

Richly detailed and tie-dyed in shades of walnut brown.

From The Mountain®.

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Black Eagle Dollar Bill
Uncirculated, genuine U.S. legal tender $1.00 bill is enhanced with images from the 1899 $1.00 silver certificate bank note, affectionately known as the Black Eagle.

Considered by collectors to be one of the most attractive U.S. bills, it is the only piece of U.S. currency ever issued that depicts portraits of 2 different presidents--Lincoln and Grant.

Includes Certificate of Authenticity and vinyl folio for display.
Love Aromas Pheromones
Let science help you find romance!

Unscented men's PheromoneX contains 100% synthesized male human pheromone concentrate (your body's sexual-attraction chemical), to help boost your self-confidence, turn heads everywhere you go, and attract the lover of your dreams!

Ladies' fragrant Love Aroma Pheromone 9+ contains 100% synthesized female human pheromones combined with a sweet, exotic scent.
Wash Your Nuts Soap
$11.98 - $12.98
Stay squeaky clean!

Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, this luxuriously nutty soap-on-a-rope hangs in the shower just waiting to be grabbed.

Makes a great gag gift!
Spam, Campbell's, SpaghettiOs, And Hormel Cans Secret Safes


Did you know burglars spend an average of 6 minutes (or less!) rummaging through stuff to steal?

Hide your valuables--cash, jewelry, keys, and more--in not-so-obvious places like your pantry with these genius can safes! They even make it easy to quickly grab your most-important items in the event you need to "bug out" and go off the grid.

Miniature safe boxes feature licensed designs to mimic real cans of Spam, Campbell's, SpaghettiOs, and Hormel to keep your items perfectly preserved.

Buy any 2 or more, $10.98 each.
Veteran Proudly Served Cap
Which war did you serve in?

Proudly wear one of these service ribbon hats with raised embroidered lettering on front panel, upper brim and back closure.

Choose: WWII, Desert Storm or Vietnam.

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Infamous Mobsters Mug Shots Shot Glasses
Gimme Your Best Mug Shot

The mug shots of America's most infamous mobsters, bank robbers and gunmen are plastered on these shot glasses, with their rap sheets printed on the reverse.

Set of 6 includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Machine Gun Kelly, Pretty Boy Floyd, Bugsy Siegel and Lucky Luciano. Hand wash.

Intended for the adult collector and not for children.