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Marilyn Monroe Seven Year Itch And Bus Stop Stand Ups
$39.98
Welcome everyone's favorite blonde bombshell into your home with these life-size cardboard cutouts of the timelessly beautiful Marilyn Monroe!

Marilyn poses atop a subway grate wearing her iconic white cocktail dress from The Seven-Year Itch, and as sultry saloon singer, Chérie, from Bus Stop, wearing her sizzling red & black showgirl leotard trimmed in gold fringe.
World's Smallest Fiddle Cube And Spinner
$7.98
Take a break from the stress of your work day, or occupy fidgety hands so you can focus on that sales report!

Tiny fiddle cube features 6 fiddly sides with buttons, marbles, and levers for keeping your hands busy. Set of 2 mini fiddle spinners fit easily in pocket for on-the-go spinning, or keeping your fidgeting on the down-low at the office.

Assorted colors; our choice, please.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $6.98 each.
Skeleton Toilet Thinker Figure
$19.98
While the John is a pretty convenient spot to get in some quality thinkin', it's important not to spend too much time in there!

Figure depicts a skeleton sitting on a "gravestone" toilet, in classic "Thinker" pose. Perfect gag gift for those who spend a frighteningly long time in the bathroom.
I Heart Weed Playing Cards
$7.98 - $9.98
Why play a simple game of solitaire when you can sneak in a dose of information about your favorite herb at the same time?

Deck of regulation playing cards features colorful graphics, facts, trivia, recipes, and more involving marijuana. Cheese puffs not included.
Bettie Page Stand Up
$39.98
Wouldn't you like the Queen of Pinups all to yourself?

Life-size cardboard cutout depicts Bettie Page striking a stunning pose in a ruffle-trimmed leopard-print swimsuit.
Giant Shit Show Mug
$11.98
Have you ever been accused of being a hot mess? Do you find adulting, like, stupidly hard? This mug's for you!

Jumbo black mug holds whatever you need to get you through the day, and features the phrase "Welcome To The Sh*tshow" in white.
Donald Trump Action Figure
$16.98
Our 45th president only needs a single finger to tell the opposition what they can do with their opinions of how he's running the country!

Poseable Trump figure features "Twitter-sized" hands, jointed elbows, removable hairpiece, and rotating head, making this little guy fun to reposition to suit the day's events and prominently display on your desk.
Bikini Bottle Opener
$11.98
Poppin' open a cold one never looked so good!

Magnetic bottle opener features a handle shaped like a shapely gal in a hot-pink bikini.
Tarot Card Kit For Beginners
$24.99
Is the career change you're considering likely to make you happier? How can you expect your current relationship to grow in the next few months? What area of your life needs the most attention this year?

The tarot can answer these questions and more!

Beginners kit includes everything you need to start doing tarot readings immediately, including a colorful Universal Tarot deck and easy-to-use guide.

No psychic skills necessary!
World's Smallest Blower
$11.98 - $12.98
Clean crumbs off your book shelf, dust from your keyboard, pesky reports from your desk, and more with ease using this mini air blower!

USB-powered blower includes 60" cable and connects to computers and AC adapters, not included.
Donald Trump Stand Up
$39.98
Invite the leader of the free world into your home!

President Trump may not be able to accept your personal invitation, but this life-sized cardboard cutout may be the next best thing, featuring President Donald Trump giving you 2 thumbs up and wearing a black suit with yellow & blue striped tie.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Go Away Gnome Sign
$19.98
Not all garden gnomes are jolly!

Colorful hanging art features a grumpy gnome and his squirrely companion flipping the bird through an open window, above a sign stating, "GO AWAY."
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