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Top Secret Alien Abduction Files Book And UFO Cow Abduction Set
$12.95 - $18.95
According to numerous abductees, after being kidnapped by aliens, they are kidnapped again--by the government! These follow-up events in Top Secret Alien Abduction Files are the work of a powerful group hidden deep within the military and intelligence community, desperate to uncover the alien's motives.

Out of the world UFO Cow Abduction Kit contains a spaceship figure equipped with multiple lights, sounds, and a unique magnetic abduction feature; miniature cow; faux-grass mound; display stand; and an illustrated book, The Cow Abduction Chronicles.

Save 10% when you buy any 2 or more!
Naughty Celebration And Musical Birthday Candles
$12.98
"Ha-penis" for all! Nothing says "celebrate" like a wiener-shaped candle!

HaPenis musical birthday candle features a sparkling center wick that lights the surrounding candles that then unfurl like petals and rotate around the penis-shaped centerpiece, all to the tune of "Happy Birthday!"

Non-musical celebration candle is perfect for divorces, bachelorette parties, wedding showers, and more!

Note: Adult humor, not for children.

Buy any 2 or more, $9.98 each.
Extreme Cuisine Book And Bean Boozled Gift Box
$26.98
Book and beans sure to make you want to toss your cookies!

Our book covers the weird and wonderful foods that people eat--complete with recipes! Learn to cook insects, animal genitalia, hallucinogenic plants, and more.

We include a box of daringly gross Jelly Belly beans in 10 different flavors such as barf, dead fish, spoiled milk... plus 7 others that make it hard to keep our lunch down!

The perfect prank gift set for your favorite foodie (or enemy!)
Potty Gnome Pen Holder
$23.98
Make your coworkers giggle, or disgust (and maybe even deter) would-be pen thieves with this little guy guarding your office supplies while "taking care of business!"

Pen holder depicts a stern-faced gnome answering the call of nature on a commode!
Boob And Don't Panic Stash Jar Set Of 2
$21.98
Store everything from jewelry to cash to loose-leaf teas to your favorite "herbs" in these fun novelty stash jars!

3D-shaped boob and colorful "Don't Panic, It's Organic!" stash jars feature tight-seal cork topper to keep out air and light, helping to protect your "sensitive" items.

Note: actual product will not be censored.
Shower Beer Holder And Speaker
$19.98
Now you can drink in your birthday suit with nobody judging you!

2-in-1 beer holder and speaker holds one can or bottle of your favorite brew and connects to your Bluetooth-enabled device to stream music, podcasts, and more. Liquid resistant with built-in mic so you can even drunk dial your friends from tub!

With 30-ft. range and up to 4 hrs. play time.
Position Of The Day Playing Cards Set Of 2 Decks
$14.98
We've found a way to make strip poker even more exciting!

Each playing card in these regulation-sized decks features a different sexual position, sure to spice up your next poker night!

Note: actual item is not censored.
Joint Birthday Candles Set of 3 Packs
$19.98
Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in "high-class" style with these "lit" birthday candles perfect for a cake or brownie!

Each pack in this set of 3 includes 8 perfectly rolled candles. 24 in total.

For use by adults only.
Donald Trump Boxing Puppet With Stand
$21.98 - $24.98
No money for a wall? POW! Take that! Fake news reports? POW! Take that! This boxing Prez puts up with nothing.

Foam and plastic figure has levers in back that operate his right hook and left jab. Includes a display stand for Trump's time outs!

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Cellblock Phone Lockup Cage Set
$20.98
Lock up cell phones to increase quality time with family (or frustrate a friend)!

Set of 2 "device jails" are perfect for vacations, home, dinners, and more. Sturdy plastic cages fit most smartphones, and each includes a real padlock with 2 keys.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Farting Poop Emoji Pen
$15.50 - $16.98
Press the poop topper to emit one of 7 rip-roaring fart sounds.

Perfect as a stress reliever, and maybe for helping you get out of work early because "that burrito at lunch is really doing a number on my stomach, Boss!"
Donald Trump President Predicto Magical Fortune Talking Ball
$17.98
It's the mind-bogging fortune teller that could make your future great again!

Just asking this talking President Predicto ball your yes-or-no question, and hear Donald Trump answer it in his actual voice.

Wave your hand across the top, and it lights up as the ball offers up one of 25 negative, positive, or noncommittal replies. So go ahead, ask if you dare--and prepare to be mystified!

You can carry it around with you for on-the-go predictions.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
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