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World's Smallest Fiddle Cube And Spinner
$7.98
Take a break from the stress of your work day, or occupy fidgety hands so you can focus on that sales report!

Tiny fiddle cube features 6 fiddly sides with buttons, marbles, and levers for keeping your hands busy. Set of 2 mini fiddle spinners fit easily in pocket for on-the-go spinning, or keeping your fidgeting on the down-low at the office.

Assorted colors; our choice, please.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $6.98 each.
Skeleton Toilet Thinker Figure
$19.98
While the John is a pretty convenient spot to get in some quality thinkin', it's important not to spend too much time in there!

Figure depicts a skeleton sitting on a "gravestone" toilet, in classic "Thinker" pose. Perfect gag gift for those who spend a frighteningly long time in the bathroom.
Giant Shit Show Mug
$11.98
Have you ever been accused of being a hot mess? Do you find adulting, like, stupidly hard? This mug's for you!

Jumbo black mug holds whatever you need to get you through the day, and features the phrase "Welcome To The Sh*tshow" in white.
Light Up Newton's Cradle
$14.98
A colorful twist on a fun classic!

Lift one of the frosted-glass balls and let it swing back. The transfer of kinetic energy causes the opposite ball to swing out and keeps them both in motion until that energy is finally gone.

Features colorful, flashing LEDs for added psychedelic fun.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Bikini Bottle Opener
$11.98
Poppin' open a cold one never looked so good!

Magnetic bottle opener features a handle shaped like a shapely gal in a hot-pink bikini.
Tarot Card Kit For Beginners
$24.99
Is the career change you're considering likely to make you happier? How can you expect your current relationship to grow in the next few months? What area of your life needs the most attention this year?

The tarot can answer these questions and more!

Beginners kit includes everything you need to start doing tarot readings immediately, including a colorful Universal Tarot deck and easy-to-use guide.

No psychic skills necessary!
Donald Trump Stand Up
$39.98
Invite the leader of the free world into your home!

President Trump may not be able to accept your personal invitation, but this life-sized cardboard cutout may be the next best thing, featuring President Donald Trump giving you 2 thumbs up and wearing a black suit with yellow & blue striped tie.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Magic Penny Magnet Kit
$29.98
Perform astounding feats of magnetism, create gravity-defying sculptures, levitating pyramids, and more!

Kit includes 2 super-strong magnets encased in stainless steel, 32 newly minted British pennies with bonus U.S. penny, and activity booklet packet with magnet facts, penny history, and 44 activities.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Sticky The Poo
$5.98 - $6.98
Embrace your inner monkey and fling some poo at the wall (no, not THAT kind...)!

Sticky The Poo is a tacky, moldable "stress ball" styled like a poop emoji, and splats and sticks to most flat surfaces when you throw it. Great for relieving tension at the office and pranking friends.

"Eye" styles vary; our choice, please.
Poop Emoji Mug
$9.98
Even the crappiest of days can at least be slightly improved with java!

This little brown ray of sunshine is sure to put a smile on your face, serving up liquid happiness. Mug resembles the poop emoji with the addition of cheerful hands and feet.
Talking Phrases Fly Swatter
$14.98
Turn your home into a no-fly zone!

Humorous fly swatter helps get rid of flying pests and sends them hurtling into the afterlife with a clever farewell phrase complete with sound effects.

Durable polypropylene construction with on/off switch and hanger hole. Assorted colors; our choice, please.
Donald Trump Campaign Nesting Dolls
$49.98
Authentic Russian nesting toys have been around for over a century--but never quite like this!

Trump version features different caricatures of our 45th POTUS, reflecting his platform and promises, all nested inside one another in decreasing sizes.

(All in good fun... we respect the office of the President.)

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
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