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Glowing Scorpion Black Light Kit
$13.98 - $15.98
Scorpions glow with natural phosphorescence under black light--a handy thing to know on a desert camping trip!

Set of 3 edible scorpions includes mini black light flashlight to light them up before you eat.

WARNING: People with crustacean shellfish allergies may be allergic to scorpions.
Beverage Holder Belt Buckles
$29.98
Hold your can or bottled beverage with no hands!

These look like typical high-quality buckles, but the front flips down to reveal a bracket to hold your drink. Cheers To Beers and 'Merica Flag buckles fit belts up to 1.5"W, or if you don't want to remove your own buckle, you can slide this one to the side for use.

Perfect for parties and tailgating!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
$12.95
It's a mini version of the joyous dancing tube man from TV, movies, and auto dealerships across America!

With a fan in his base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake, this tube guy makes a hilarious gift or lively desktop companion.

Includes booklet with fun tube-guy facts.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Make It Rain Cash Gun
$17.98
Ever want to be showered with money? (Who doesn't?)

Pull the trigger on this cash "gun" to make it rain fake bills (100 included) at high speed (or fill it with real bills, not included). Makes a brilliant gift for wannabe gangsters, and anyone who loves cash.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Poop Surprise Gift Box Set
$9.98
Coal on Christmas morning makes one statement; this elegantly boxed set of 2 fake poops makes a stronger point.

A perfect stocking stuffer or gag gift, for the one who was naughty!
World's Largest Whoopee Cushion Set
$15.98
Like the original size, it delivers noises better imagined than described--only bigger and louder! Set of 2.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Casino Pen Set
$8.98
Just click to spin and see if you win! Fully functional as a pen or a stress reliever! Set of 2.

Assorted colors, our choice please.
Joke Toilet Paper
$6.98
It's 50 feet of funny!

Laugh your buns off with quilted TP that tickles your funny bone and gives you something to read during your "down time."
Naughty Miniature Gnomes
$24.98
They'll be lost for words when they see this set of 4 small-but-evil garden gnomes!

Shake up your desk or shelf with their crude gestures, public pooping, blatant blunt-smoking, and classic mooning--we dare you!
Dual Cartridge Sauce Gun
$12.98
Line 'em up and sauce 'em down!

Just squeeze the trigger to get your flavor on target with this fun addition to your backyard BBQ. With 2 large 3-oz. removable cartridges for loading your condiments.

Note: this is not a toy. Do not shoot at faces of animals or people.

WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including Lead (PB), which is known to the State of California to cause [cancer] / [birth defects or reproductive harm]. For more information go to www.p65warnings.ca.gov.
Chapulines Grasshoppers
$9.98
Tasty grasshoppers are seasoned with salt, chiles, and lemon.

WARNING: People with crustacean shellfish allergies may be allergic to insects.

Buy 2 or more, $8.98 each.
Toxic Waste And Sour Smog Balls Candy Set
$12.98
Pucker up!

Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy is a double-action super-sour hard candy in collectible containers shaped like overflowing drums of waste.

Smog Balls are crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle, and sour through and through. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Set of 2--includes one of each.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
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