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Animated Rip Von Kringle Farting Santa
$20.98
Animated Santa Can't Stop Passing Gas!

Rip Von Kringle™ is tootin' & hootin' his way through the holidays! Squeeze his hand to hear his wisecracking spiel.

His cheeks light up and legs kick as he laughs each time he lets one loose.
Holiday Train In A Tin
$12.98
Ride the rails with Santa aboard this delightful mini train.

Includes locomotive, 2 freight cars, and special sleigh caboose for Old St. Nick. Packaged in a collector's tin.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Tactical Camouflage Stocking
$16.98
Load this camo-patterned stocking with gifts and hang from the mantle!

With plenty of slots, pockets, clips, and pouches, it's perfect for stuffing with small camping tools, fishing tackle, hunting knives, etc.

Ideal for hunters, anglers, and military service personnel.

WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including LEAD, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer/birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.p65warnings.ca.gov.

Click here to see our entire Military collection!
Where My Ho Ho Ho's At Tee
Was: $19.98 - $21.98
Now: $14.87 - $19.98
Santa seems to have lost his "Hos!"

Saucy shirt is a great gift for anyone bold enough to risk it. Not responsible if you end up on the naughty list!
The Mountain Santa How High Can You Fly Tee
$19.98 - $23.98
We're sure he doesn't toke and fly!

Santa sure looks happy on this tee tie dyed in shades of (what else?) green with hemp leaf background.

From the Mountain®.

Click here to see our entire The Mountain collection!
You Ain't Getting Shit Tee
$16.98 - $18.98
You must have been soooooo bad!

Santa tells you exactly what to expect this year with this bold graphic screenprinted on our exclusive white T-shirt.
Santa Looks Younger Tee
Was: $15.98
Now: $10.77
Our green tee reads: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN SANTA STARTS LOOKING YOUNGER.
I Don't Believe In You Either Tee
Was: $16.98 - $18.98
Now: $14.97 - $18.98
Say it ain't so, Santa!

We still wait for Old St. Nick, even if he doesn't believe in us anymore. Great gift for your favorite Scrooge!

Bold holiday design is screenprinted on our exclusive white tee.
Jolly Santa Mask
$54.98
Looks like Santa's had one too many jolly days!

Realistic, super-soft mask conforms to your face and features a moving mouth. Handmade for unbelievable realism.

WARNING: Masks are not recommended for children.
Snowflake The Elf Mask
$42.98
Giant nose and teeth on this bashful elf will bring holiday smiles or screams of terror, we can't decide which.

Half-mask design is great for parties (you can eat and drink with it on!). Handmade for unbelievable realism.

WARNING: Masks are not recommended for children.
Pizza Slice Christmas Stocking
Was: $12.98
Now: $7.87
Pizza is what you really want for Christmas! Let them know with this novelty Christmas stocking.

A laugh-out-loud holiday conversation piece!
The Nightmare Before Christmas Figure Set
$29.98
All the best characters from Tim Burton's holiday classic, reminiscent of those handpainted metal miniature figures of yesteryear!

Set of 20 colorfully-rendered, highly-detailed figures include Santa Jack, Sally, Zero, Oogie Boogie, Pumpkin King, Scary Teddy, and more.

An adult collectible, not intended for children.
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Neck Tie
Was: $9.98
Now: $6.87
The best kisses are the ones you get under the mistletoe! Red tie gets big laughs (if not kisses) at holiday parties.

Limited quantities.
Pot Lovers Christmas Socks
$9.98
'Tis the season to celebrate your favorite plant!

Black pot lovers' Christmas socks feature all over design of cannabis "tree" decorated for the season.
NFL Field Car Ornament
Was: $14.98
Now: $12.97
Deck the halls with your favorite football team!

Vintage-style field cart in team colors carries helmet with logo. Officially-licensed ornament is perfect for tree, office, car, or man cave. Makes a great stocking stuffer!

Choose: Cowboys, Broncos, Packers, Patriots, Giants, Eagles, or Steelers.
Prank Gift Boxes
$6.97 - $7.98
 
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Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed boxes hide your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"

Buy any 2 or more, $7.50 each.
Merry KISSmas Tee
$21.98 - $23.98
Holiday-themed tee gives a whole new meaning to the term "Kiss under the mistletoe!"

Artwork features the faces of your favorite rockers and some winter-related elements, designed with the look of a cross-stitched sampler.
Monkey Christmas Tee
Was: $29.98
Now: $5.07
You may not be the jolliest kid on the block, but you'll happily monkey around at Christmas parties with the best of 'em!

Sublimated tee with all-around red bokeh & snowflake design features a festive chimp in shades and Santa hat on front. Unique sublimated dye process renders realistic images that stay vivid wash after wash.

Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are common in this one-of-a-kind print process.
Skeletons Wonder Winterland Tee
Was: $19.98
Now: $5.17
Dance on through your next holiday party with this fun tee, featuring a festive twist on The Grateful Dead's dancing skeleton design.
Skull And Cross Canes Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $5.37
Who says Death can't be festive?

A grinning skull dons its gay attire, wrapped in twinkling lights and sporting a pair of crossed candy canes.
Gassy Santa Sweater With Sound
Was: $49.98 - $49.98
Now: $29.67 - $49.98
It's holiday hilarity--Santa can't hold back as he squeezes down the chimney one more time. Just press the sound button on the sweater bottom to hear 4 funny fart sounds & phrases.

Built-in battery for hundreds of plays and just as many laughs. Button removes for laundering.
Musical Christmas Prank Card With Confetti
$10.98 - $11.98
What looks like a harmless musical Christmas greeting to the recipient turns out to be anything but!

You sign the card in "safe mode" and send it along. Once opened and activated by the recipient, the card plays music non-stop until the battery dies 3+ hours later! If they press the button a second time in an attempt to stop the music, it gets louder!

But the best is yet to come--because once the frustrated recipient has had enough and tears open the card to stop the music, they'll be showered with glittery confetti!
Tropical Santa Camp Shirt
Was: $39.98 - $44.98
Now: $17.37 - $44.98
Santa hits the tropics for some wave riding, ukulele playing, and palm tree decorating!

Festive design on black with matched pocket and coconut shell buttons.
Pet Talk Prank Gift Box
$7.98
Prank Gift Box Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed box hides your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot!

Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift! "Just what I always wanted... NOT!"
NFL Hoodie Ornament
Was: $18.00
Now: $10.77
Intricately handcrafted, mouth-blown glass ornament celebrates your favorite school with a keepsake to treasure. Fans of every age will love 'em!

Choose team.
Christmas Joke Toilet Paper
$9.98
Add a holly-jolly chuckle to your tinkle with the gift that gives all season long--or at least until the end of the roll!

Festive TP features Christmas-themed jokes on every sheet.
Skull Bah Humbug Tee
$20.98 - $22.98
Even after death, this guy just isn't into the holidays!

Skull face with Santa hat makes a great gift for 'Bah Humbug' types.
Star Wars Yoda Santa Hat
$14.98
Jingle bells, Chewbacca yells, Han Solo's not okay--the Millenium Falcon lost her captain, but at least we've still got Rey... hey! (Too soon?)

On Santa's naughty list we are, but this sweet hat we still have! You can get your hands on this faux-fur Santa hat, too--complete with Yoda inspired ears for added Jedi merriment!

Click here to see our entire Star Wars collection!
Military Branch Star Ornament
Marines Navy
Was: $16.00
Now: $16.00
Beautiful metal ornament to welcome soldiers home for the holidays or keep them in your thoughts while they're serving our country. Each features detailed branch seal and red, white, and blue cord for hanging.

Choose branch: Navy, Air Force, Army, or Marines.

Adult collectible; not intended for children.

Click here to see our entire Military collection!
Griswold Family Christmas Tee
$13.97
Festive red T-shirt places you at the scene of the laughs, recalling the wacky misadventures of the Griswold family in the humorous holiday-themed hit from 1989.
Christmas Fun Undies
Was: $9.98
Now: $9.98
Have you been naughty or nice? Fun Undies fit you either way! Underwear with four leg holes lets you get close to your holiday sweetie.

Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable.
Christmas Charades Game
$11.98
Baby, it's cold outside! Why not stay in and play? Test your knowledge on carols, holiday movies, stocking stuffers, the North Pole and more.

With the Christmas Charades Game you might find yourself acting out the 3 Wise Men, the Sugar Plum Fairy or even a partridge in a pear tree!
Christmas Vacation Moose Shot Glass Set
$15.00
Share the memories and the libations!

Set of 2 clear shot glasses are miniature versions of the "Walley World" souvenir mugs that Clark and Cousin Eddie drank from in the hilarious movie.

Slight imperfections and mold lines are inherent in the acrylic casting process. These will not effect the normal use of the product.
Soc-O-Pranks Christmas Stocking
$14.98 - $15.98
 
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Add a bit more jolly to the holiday!

Jumbo red net stocking is filled with 14 classic pranks, including hand buzzer, fart lollipop, plastic cockroach, fake poo, squirt ring, whoopee cushion, and more!

Hours of laughs for all ages!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Money Maze Gift Box
$9.98 - $12.98
It's easy to make a deposit--but try to make a withdrawal!

Challenging acrylic box is a great way to give gifts such as money, gift cards, rings, watches, and small jewelry, because the recipient must first solve the tantalizing maze to open the box and retrieve their treasure!

Full instructions included in case they give up.
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