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Tactical Camouflage Stocking
$16.98
Load this camo-patterned stocking with gifts and hang from the mantle!

With plenty of slots, pockets, clips, and pouches, it's perfect for stuffing with small camping tools, fishing tackle, hunting knives, etc.

Ideal for hunters, anglers, and military service personnel.

WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including LEAD, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer/birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.p65warnings.ca.gov.

Click here to see our entire Military collection!
Pot Leaf And Pot Lovers Christmas Socks
$9.98
Pot socks feature all over design of gorgeous ganja leaves on black background.

'Tis the season to celebrate your favorite plant! Black pot lovers' Christmas socks feature all over design of cannabis "tree" decorated for the season.
Where My Ho Ho Ho's At Tee
Was: $19.98
Now: $17.97
Santa seems to have lost his "Hos!"

Saucy shirt is a great gift for anyone bold enough to risk it. Not responsible if you end up on the naughty list!
The Mountain Santa How High Can You Fly Tee
$19.98 - $23.98
We're sure he doesn't toke and fly!

Santa sure looks happy on this tee tie dyed in shades of (what else?) green with hemp leaf background.

From the Mountain®.

Click here to see our entire The Mountain collection!
You Ain't Getting Shit Tee
$16.98 - $18.98
You must have been soooooo bad!

Santa tells you exactly what to expect this year with this bold graphic screenprinted on our exclusive white T-shirt.
Santa Looks Younger Tee
Was: $15.98
Now: $14.97
Our green tee reads: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN SANTA STARTS LOOKING YOUNGER.
Christmas Biker Vest With Tattoo Sleeves Shirt
$34.98
It's an ugly sweater T-shirt!

Biker vest over hideous sweater design with holiday tattoo sleeves is perfect for holiday parties and as a great gag gift for a biker!

Unique sublimated dye process renders realistic images that stay vivid wash after wash. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are common in this one-of-a-kind print process.
Beer Boot And Pizza Slice Christmas Stockings
$9.97 - $12.98
Beer and pizza is what you really want for Christmas! Let them know with one of these novelty Christmas stockings.

A laugh-out-loud holiday conversation piece!
I Don't Believe In You Either Tee
Was: $16.98
Now: $14.97
Say it ain't so, Santa!

We still wait for Old St. Nick, even if he doesn't believe in us anymore. Great gift for your favorite Scrooge!

Bold holiday design is screenprinted on our exclusive white tee.
Jolly Santa Mask
$54.98
Looks like Santa's had one too many jolly days!

Realistic, super-soft mask conforms to your face and features a moving mouth. Handmade for unbelievable realism.

WARNING: Masks are not recommended for children.
Dr. Seuss The Grinch Fuzzy Cap
$22.98
Be a "mean one," Mr. Grinch, at your next holiday hang-out.

Fun cap-style topper portrays the edgy green guy with fuzz and embroidered facial details.
Poop Surprise Gift Box Set
$9.98
Coal on Christmas morning makes one statement; this elegantly boxed set of 2 fake poops makes a stronger point.

A perfect stocking stuffer or gag gift, for the one who was naughty!
We Wish You A Poopy Christmas Book
$14.95
A Perfectly "Sh!tty gift"!

Curl up by the fire for Fudgy the Poopman's Christmas classics made crappy. You'll meet Rupert, the IBS reindeer whose shining red spot isn't on his face. Tales like "Silent But Deadly Night" and "The 12 Days Of Poopmas" will become a new holiday tradition!

Perfect for everyone who loves Christmas or anyone who poops.
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Neck Tie
Was: $9.98
Now: $7.97
The best kisses are the ones you get under the mistletoe! Red tie gets big laughs (if not kisses) at holiday parties.

Limited quantities.
Military Branch Christmas Tree Ornament
Army
$12.98
Pay tribute to the service men and women in your life with a keepsake ornament.

Glittering Christmas tree is decorated with ball and military logo ornaments and topped with a silver star.

Choose: Air Force, Army, Marines, or Navy.

Intended for the adult collector and not for children.

Click here to see our entire Military collection!
NFL Field Car Ornament
Was: $14.98
Now: $12.97
Deck the halls with your favorite football team!

Vintage-style field cart in team colors carries helmet with logo. Officially-licensed ornament is perfect for tree, office, car, or man cave. Makes a great stocking stuffer!

Choose: Cowboys, Broncos, Packers, Patriots, Giants, Eagles, or Steelers.
The Nightmare Before Christmas Morphing Mug
$17.98
Everyone knows Jack and Sally are meant to be!

Just pour hot liquid into this generous mug and watch the couple appear inside a scary, but loving heart.
Snowflake The Elf Mask
$42.98
Giant nose and teeth on this bashful elf will bring holiday smiles or screams of terror, we can't decide which.

Half-mask design is great for parties (you can eat and drink with it on!). Handmade for unbelievable realism.

WARNING: Masks are not recommended for children.
Prank Gift Boxes
$7.98
 
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Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed boxes hide your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside the empty prank box and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"

Buy any 2 or more, $7.50 each.
Merry KISSmas Tee
$21.98 - $23.98
Holiday-themed tee gives a whole new meaning to the term "Kiss under the mistletoe!"

Artwork features the faces of your favorite rockers and some winter-related elements, designed with the look of a cross-stitched sampler.
Monkey Christmas Tee
Was: $29.98
Now: $7.27
You may not be the jolliest kid on the block, but you'll happily monkey around at Christmas parties with the best of 'em!

Sublimated tee with all-around red bokeh & snowflake design features a festive chimp in shades and Santa hat on front. Unique sublimated dye process renders realistic images that stay vivid wash after wash.

Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are common in this one-of-a-kind print process.
Skeletons Wonder Winterland Tee
Was: $19.98
Now: $6.27
Dance on through your next holiday party with this fun tee, featuring a festive twist on The Grateful Dead's dancing skeleton design.
Skull And Cross Canes Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $5.37
Who says Death can't be festive?

A grinning skull dons its gay attire, wrapped in twinkling lights and sporting a pair of crossed candy canes.
Musical Christmas Prank Card With Confetti
$10.98 - $11.98
What looks like a harmless musical Christmas greeting to the recipient turns out to be anything but!

You sign the card in "safe mode" and send it along. Once opened and activated by the recipient, the card plays music non-stop until the battery dies 3+ hours later! If they press the button a second time in an attempt to stop the music, it gets louder!

But the best is yet to come--because once the frustrated recipient has had enough and tears open the card to stop the music, they'll be showered with glittery confetti!
Gassy Santa Sweater With Sound
Was: $49.98
Now: $39.87
It's holiday hilarity--Santa can't hold back as he squeezes down the chimney one more time. Just press the sound button on the sweater bottom to hear 4 funny fart sounds & phrases.

Built-in battery for hundreds of plays and just as many laughs. Button removes for laundering.
Tropical Santa Camp Shirt
Was: $39.98 - $44.98
Now: $22.57 - $44.98
Santa hits the tropics for some wave riding, ukulele playing, and palm tree decorating!

Festive design on black with matched pocket and coconut shell buttons.
NFL Hoodie Ornament
$17.98
Intricately handcrafted, mouth-blown glass ornament celebrates your favorite school with a keepsake to treasure. Fans of every age will love 'em!

Choose team.
Skull Bah Humbug Tee
$20.98 - $22.98
Even after death, this guy just isn't into the holidays!

Skull face with Santa hat makes a great gift for 'Bah Humbug' types.
A Christmas Story Shoot Your Eye Out Tee
$19.00
Poor Ralphie just can't catch a holiday break! Even Santa thinks he'll blind himself with the Red Ryder air rifle!

Intentionally distressed red design on a green tee.

Click here to see our entire A Christmas Story collection!
A Christmas Story Solar Leg Lamp Rocker
$14.98
Now this is one major award!

The iconic Leg Lamp swings side to side anytime the bobber is exposed to light. It's eye-catching fun that could start a disagreement with the Old Lady!

Click here to see our entire A Christmas Story collection!
Soc-O-Pranks Christmas Stocking
$14.98 - $15.98
 
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Add a bit more jolly to the holiday!

Jumbo red net stocking is filled with 14 classic pranks, including hand buzzer, fart lollipop, plastic cockroach, fake poo, squirt ring, whoopee cushion, and more!

Hours of laughs for all ages!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Money Maze Gift Box
$9.98 - $12.98
It's easy to make a deposit--but try to make a withdrawal!

Challenging acrylic box is a great way to give gifts such as money, gift cards, rings, watches, and small jewelry, because the recipient must first solve the tantalizing maze to open the box and retrieve their treasure!

Full instructions included in case they give up.
A Christmas Story 20 Inch Leg Lamp
Was: $50.00
Now: $44.98
Sure to become an instant conversation piece AND "the gift" of the year, our lamp is an actual working 1/2-scale replica inspired by the hit movie A Christmas Story!

Every detail is the same--right down to the fishnet-clad leg and 10" fringed lampshade!

A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements are ™and © Turner Entertainment Co.

Click here to see our entire A Christmas Story collection!
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