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Was: $15.98
Now: $2.07
Our black tee reads: I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, I AM SOBERPHOBIC!
Was: $17.98
Now: $14.97
And sadly, we've discovered planting bacon bits doesn't work...
Blue tee cleverly illustrates how some of us are simply content with fetching our food from the stores.
Was: $17.98
Now: $14.97
There are only so many hours in a day, and exactly zero of those hours are worth spending on sh!t of any kind!
Profess this harsh reality by wearing this black tee outlining everything you don't have time for.
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Was: $17.98
Now: $14.97
Back in OUR day... well, we didn't have as much to complain about as we do now.
Navy tee shares the unfortunate reality of what it's like to be a grownup and wishing for a fountain of youth.
Was: $16.98
Now: $14.97
"I'm sotally tober, officer!"
Navy tee offers a fresh perspective on one of the finer aspects of being spectacularly hammered.
Was: $19.98
Now: $17.97
You don't need to call the cavalry, because the cavalry's right here--locked and loaded!
Black tee features handgun graphic and serves as a wearable warning to others that you prefer to take safety measures into your own hands.
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Was: $17.98
Now: $14.97
Whether you're a space nerd or just want folks to stay the heck away, we've got the shirt for you!
Yellow tee features a humorous, out-of-this-world take on Da Vinci's "The Vetruvian Man," perfect for space nuts and art enthusiasts alike. Caption is intentionally distressed for effect.
Was: $16.98
Now: $14.97
Our exclusive black tee proclaims a "universal" truth: that some stars just aren't as bright as the others, but it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.
Was: $16.98
Now: $14.97
We'd suggest you read this shirt aloud, but that would kinda defeat the purpose...
Our exclusive navy tee cleverly lets the world know how much you enjoy the sound of silence.
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Was: $21.98
Now: $19.97
Brown tee takes aim at the gun-control debate with an image on back of John Wayne sporting a pair of rifles and the quote, "Gun control means using both hands."
With coordinating "Duke" logo on left chest, and intentionally distressed graphics for a vintage look.
Was: $18.98
Now: $17.97
For the one who's built right!
Our heather gray T-shirt features screenprint bulldog "Built Like A Mack Truck" graphic on front.
Goes great with our gray cap featuring embroidered Mack Trucks patch.
$14.97 - $19.98
You can only blame the dog for your flatulent faux "paws" so many times before it blows up in someone's face!
Happy Faces cheerfully illustrates the merits for staying "abreast" of the latest painting techniques.
Tiny tot on this Baby Brain tee has already figured out what does most of his thinking for him.
Tees feature hilarious artwork from The Crack artist, Eric Decetis.
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