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Bacon Seeds Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $12.87
And sadly, we've discovered planting bacon bits doesn't work...

Blue tee cleverly illustrates how some of us are simply content with fetching our food from the stores.
Shit I Don't Have Time Tee
Was: $17.98 - $19.98
Now: $14.97 - $19.98
There are only so many hours in a day, and exactly zero of those hours are worth spending on sh!t of any kind!

Profess this harsh reality by wearing this black tee outlining everything you don't have time for.
Good Old Days Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $10.77
Back in OUR day... well, we didn't have as much to complain about as we do now.

Navy tee shares the unfortunate reality of what it's like to be a grownup and wishing for a fountain of youth.
I'm Lying Tee
Was: $16.98
Now: $14.97
That's our story and we're stickin' to it!

Our exclusive tee features tongue-in-cheek phrasing with strategically positioned typography.
I've Decided Not To Have Kids Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $12.87
You're a strong, independent individual who's not required to conform to societal norms. And if you'd realized this before procreating, you wouldn't be having this difficult discussion with your offspring right now.

Navy tee shares the harsh reality of how buyer's remorse can strike at any time.
Just Blurry Tee
Was: $16.98
Now: $10.77
"I'm sotally tober, officer!"

Navy tee offers a fresh perspective on one of the finer aspects of being spectacularly hammered.
I Don't Dial 911 Tee
Was: $19.98
Now: $14.87
You don't need to call the cavalry, because the cavalry's right here--locked and loaded!

Black tee features handgun graphic and serves as a wearable warning to others that you prefer to take safety measures into your own hands.
NASA Need My Space Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $12.87
Whether you're a space nerd or just want folks to stay the heck away, we've got the shirt for you!

Yellow tee features a humorous, out-of-this-world take on Da Vinci's "The Vetruvian Man," perfect for space nuts and art enthusiasts alike. Caption is intentionally distressed for effect.
The Universe Tee
Was: $16.98 - $16.98
Now: $10.77 - $16.98
Our exclusive black tee proclaims a "universal" truth: that some stars just aren't as bright as the others, but it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.
Evil Scary Clown Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $12.87
This evil clown gives "cracking up" a whole other meaning!

Scare the stuffing out of all the coulrophobes in your life with this black tee featuring an image of a clown who's definitely had enough of your sh!t.
I Stand To Honor Tee
Was: $17.98
Now: $14.97
A salute to military honor and a tribute to the brave men and women lost in faithful service.

Patriotic design is intentionally distressed on the back of this tee for the look of a vintage garment. Buck logo with American flag overlay on left chest.

Click here to see our entire Military collection!
T-Rex Well Crap Tee
Was: $21.98
Now: $17.87
Looks like old Rexy's gotten himself into a real pickle--how to wipe!

Comical graphic illustrates yet one more challenge the tyrant lizards must have faced thanks to being short-changed in the arms department.
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